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"Hayy, guys, it's me, Collin, y'know, like usual." I'm a 19 year old guy from the state of Maine. I can be pretty awkward and shy sometimes, but once you really get to know me, I don't shut the fuck up. x3 My hobbies include Tumblr, Nintendo (especially Pokémon), listening to music, and spinning around in my gray chair. Feel free to ask me any questions, anon or not! Actually chatting with me can be frustrating, though, as I'm not the best at responding promptly, and it can be hard for me to keep track of messages sometimes. ^ ^

Oh. And I don't have a Kik, so stop asking. xD

"I literally can’t handle it" means that you LITERALLY can’t handle this. As in, you cannot pick it up and hold it.
If you want to put emphasis, use the word “seriously”, NOT “literally”. “I seriously can’t handle this.”

I saw one post lately that said “I am literally so shitty sometimes.” Um. Ew.


If you’d like to watch a comedic video illustrating this point a little more harshly, well, here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDEi_12JmkE

Why do drugs when you can do me?

drakesquad:

tuggywuggy:

drakesquad:

i’ll be like 40 w/no kids and people will say “aw i’m so sorry for you” and i’ll be like how was the fucking wiggles reunion tour asshole i went to italy last week for fun and didn’t have to hire a sitter

This is a very sad mentality. To think oneself more important than that of progeny is the sign of a failed human life.

so the wiggles concert wasn’t as good as you thought it would be huh

vanyalli:

THIS IS LIKE A GODDAMN DAD JOKE.

vanyalli:

THIS IS LIKE A GODDAMN DAD JOKE.

b-0rn-thisway:

Vicky’s got her priorities fecking straight.

b-0rn-thisway:

Vicky’s got her priorities fecking straight.

coolstepdad:

Me doing anything on a skateboard.

coolstepdad:

Me doing anything on a skateboard.

trainerdex:

Female Rocket Grunt by muura.
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trainerdex:

Female Rocket Grunt by muura.

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